Feeling good about being an American? Freedom and all that? A little something for your paranoia: “Government seeks to extend reach of secretive court used on spies, terror”.
The former IMF-World Bank,
The former IMF-World Bank, now anti-war/pro-justice protests are scheduled to start in an hour. And the only thought in my head is how the police are going to do their damndest to screw it up. It may or may not be enough to show up on the news. But the Continue Reading
Shut up. You try
Shut up. You try and be coherent when you’re this tired.
Someone slap a piece
Someone slap a piece of duct tape on George’s mouth, please. Since the day he was elected (okay, maybe 50 days after he was barely elected), he has been a doomsayer with an awkward way of making his predictions come true. “The economy will slow down” “There will be a Continue Reading
I can’t read the
I can’t read the national news any more. Yikes! I used the ‘r’ word… I’m sorry. *slap* bad monkey, bad All it does is annoy the hell out of me.
Someone send me a
Someone send me a pair of wire cutters. Please. And I’ll stand on the District border, and stop each car that approaches. First I’ll snip the wires leading to each and every car horn. And for anyone who complains, I’ll use the clippers to whittle off their limb of choice. Continue Reading
I do so love
I do so love torturing my mother. She has a slight heart attack reading the language I use here sometimes. Kind of funny considering the language I use in person around her. At least somebody out there is shocked. need negates ability. or so it seems. I am sitting here Continue Reading
The city was unnaturally
The city was unnaturally dead this past weekend. Well, sort of. Eastern Market was as crowded as ever. But I heard some vendors complaining about a lack of sales. And the MickeyDs behind the FBI was all but empty, with just a bag lady and some guy sleeping on a Continue Reading
you gotta wonder about
you gotta wonder about any society where companies can spend millions of dollars on advertising paper towels.
me? a bit vitriolic?
me? a bit vitriolic? could be.
I may be getting
I may be getting old. I can feel the weather in my broken ankle. Like some blue-haired, chain-smoking, old woman predicting a hurricane. At least I’m not as stupid as you idiots though. You ignorant, childish, vapid, weak-willed idiots. Did you ever think it was any different than this? And Continue Reading
This woman sat down
This woman sat down next to me on the subway today. An amazingly beautiful woman. Thin, athletic body. Quirky smile. Worn out jeans, boots, and small white T-shirt. Of course I didn’t talk to her. “When I do finally torture, medicate or hypnotize someone into manipulating my bits , the Continue Reading
Can someone explain to
Can someone explain to me why there are jets flyin over DC, which is a no-fly zone at the moment?
I could really learn
I could really learn to fuckin hate these helicopyers…er helicopters. (no, I havent been drinkin. And I don’t see the pink elephants dancing in my window.) With spelling like this it makes me wonder how I ever managed to code HTML by hand. This is why Dreamweaver is my friend. Continue Reading
and she’s purty too.
and she’s purty too.
I’m at work today.
I’m at work today. Which means of course, I am stressed. Unreasonable clients with their oxymoronic requests. Coworkers, traffic, bills, cold weather, bad food, long hours, … life. Okay. I’m pissed. One of my friends has given out my email address to spammers. I probably have a thousand email addresses Continue Reading
It happened that…
“It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid general applause from Continue Reading
hmmm… “Independence Day” was
hmmm… “Independence Day” was scheduled to be broadcast tonight. but for some strange reason they decided to show “Mrs. Doubtfire”
God Gave U.S. ‘What
God Gave U.S. ‘What We Deserve,’ Falwell Says Satan called, Jerry. He says Timothy McViegh has already claimed you and Pat as ‘his bitches’. Emotional Fucking Rape. That’s what it is, Jerry. And you’re spewing it like a prisoner watching the Playboy channel. You have a capitive audience of 250 Continue Reading
I can’t say it
I can’t say it any better. Brother, if you don’t mind… Edited on Sept 15, 2011: Link no longer works. Removed.