And in a case of being absolutley the last person on earth to the table, AOL has decided to sue Microsoft for anti-competative practices. I believe this is what’s known as “picking over the remains”.

“O’Neil is alleging that while she shopped there on Oct. 19, 1999, a creature that appeared to be a lizard jumped out of a tropical plant display, and she tripped over the animal. As a result, she experienced extreme pain and suffering, and permanent injuries, resulting in loss of earnings Continue Reading

This bill is brought to you by the same people who told youy not to distribute condoms in high schools because it would lead to teen sex. I went to high school. You went to high school. My friends didn’t start having sex in high school. They started having sex Continue Reading

Notables and no-names alike searched at airports Is there anyone out there who doesn’t think that this who “search-a-senator’ story is just one big public relations ploy to make the little people feel better and accept all the changes? Frankly the airports are being run by inbred morons who couldn’t Continue Reading

So if the first American killed by ‘Enemy’ fire in Afghanastan just happened this week… then how did the CIA agent killed in the prison revolt die? I don’t remember hearing the term ‘friendly-fire’, but there aren’t a whole lot of alternatives.

New Times Broward Palm-Beach unravels the abiding mystery of Youree Cleomili Harris, or possibly Youree Dell Harris, a/k/a Miss Cleo. Here’s an interesting nugget: Callers to her Psychic Hotline get instantly “upgraded” to “preferred customer” status, which allows them to dial in to a different number for consultations. That number Continue Reading

The Sun Yep. God forbid we pull our asses out of the renessience and start painting people realistically, as opposed to idealistically, even if they are the queen.