AOL sued for language in chat rooms Of all the ignorant, idiotic, overbearing, close-minded, tea-tottling, militaristic, bone-headed, asanine moves… An American citizen sueing a company based in the United States over things that were being said. Said. Said. Let me repeat that: Said. How did this person make it out Continue Reading
Powerball is up again. Somewhere around 280,000,000 USD. And since it hit a hundred million, I’ve been playing. Like a lot of people, I think about what I might do with all that money.There’s obvious things like paying myself out of debt, and getting a better place to live. Of Continue Reading
The very first woman to run for the presidency of the United States was Victoria Claflin Woodhull in 1872. She ran on a platform of free love, women’s suffrage, short skirts, legalized prostitution and the right of women to orgasm. She was arrested and jailed on obscenity charges the day Continue Reading
Let no one every say my boss doesn’t appreciate his employees. Walked into my office today and handed me a whole box of Cat5 cables. So I will be able to wire the office. guheez.
Helms set to opt out of Senate race And the world breathes a collective sigh of relief.
The only problem with drinking all this water that’s supposed to be so good for you is that you constantly need to pee.
D.C. Police Brace for Next Month’s IMF Protests Bah! That’s all the intellectual effort that the DC police deserve. Of all the ignorant, power-tripping, bull-headed people in the world, why them? I’m still noticing distinct efforts to rewrite history to exploit. When the IMF protests took place last year in Continue Reading
There is a woman laying in a hospital somewhere in Pennsylvania. I’ve never met her and don’t even know her first name. But what I know of her family leads me to believe she is a wonderful person. I don’t know if she is a live anymore. She wasn’t expected Continue Reading
For those of you who need to get a life, you may have noticed the succession of names this little diatribe has taken. The current incarnation is “Shakespear’s Monkey”. Barring the probable misspellings, I had two main reasons behind this shift in names. The first being the well worn quote Continue Reading
Imagine you’re a man. Work too much, spend too little time with your family. But you’re fooling around with a younger woman. She’s not bad looking. She cooks for you, cleans, waits on you hand and foot. She doesn’t mind being the other woman. And you’re wife, wether she suspects Continue Reading
Everyone should know of all information that others have deemed unfit for public knowledge. – Author Unknown
I’ve got this nasty feeling that someday my museings here are going to come back to bite me on the ass. All these commentaries and babblings are so public, that someday they will come back to haunt me when I am working for a very delicate position or purrpose. But Continue Reading
There is a dark storm flowing across the city tonight. I could barely take a step in it and was a mess by the time I got out. This doesn’t bode well for my plans. I may have to come up with something else. Am I ominous enough?
Yes I went to the doctor today. It all resulted in a thinner wallet, a new gel splint, and appointments for Physical Therapy (cause god knows the weekend I spent sitting on my ass left me forgetting how to walk).
Ugly naked guy is wearing tighty-whiteys tonight
They can all fucking bite my ass. I call to make a claim on my Personal Accident insurance policy and get told no payment has been made on the premium since last July. I would bring this up with the people who’ve automatically been deducting payments from my paycheck, but Continue Reading
Ive been sitting on my ass too long. Didn’t even have a real weekend, stuck in the apartment the whole time with my fractured ankle.I may lead a quiet life normally, but this is fuckin ridiculous.
i warn you, I’m hardley eloquent, or for that matter legible, at this hour in the morning. Or any hour in the morning. I’m beginning to think they run a demolition derby outside my apartment every night. If possible, I prefer to sleep with the window open. But at those Continue Reading
bah… sue me for not posting. I have been traveling virtually every weekend this past month. Texas, New York, etc. Just so happens now I have a free moment at work (read: bored silly). so get this… I pull a CDrom Drive out of the trash at work, test it, Continue Reading
So I survived Rochester, though with some lack of sleep. At one thirty this morning I was sitting in a Denny’s in New York finishing a strawberry milkshake. An hour later I went to sleep (again). Twelve hours later I was back in DC at work. Was a great weekend, Continue Reading