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WTF

One of the more disturbing things we found in this house was in the basement. A few weeks after moving in, we were checking out things down there. We’d sealed some doors and pumped in some expanding foam in a few holes. On our way out the back door, Heidi asked me to take a look at the window that was obviously behind a flap in the waterproofing that covers the walls. “What condition is it in?”

“Um… not there.”

“What?”

“It’s not there. There is no window there.”

“Well what’s there?”

“Nothing. It’s just a big gaping hole to the outside.”

Seriously. A hole, in the foundation, big enough for an adult to crawl through. All the renovations on this house. All the work. All the add ons. And they never fixed this hole. Completely bypasses security, locks, doors, everything.

Well, as soon as we were able, we picked up a window at Community Forklift. We framed in the window sill, and installed the new window.  It’s now as secure as any other part of the house. But it’s still probably my number one WTF moment so far.

 

On a more positive note, we  also installed a big 4′ x 8′ pegboard in the basement for easy storage and access to our tools. We probably should have planned ahead, though, how we were going to get it into the car to get it home.

Please keep in mind that this post is more than 6 years old. Who the hell knows what I was thinking back then?! Damn kids... get off my lawn!

under the stairs

If you remember, one of the first things we did at the house was have the floors redone. This included removing tile that had been put down in the main hallway. Without the tile, the floor level dropped about an inch, leaving the baseboards dangling. So we pulled them off, and have been touching up the plaster and paint, so we can reattached the boards at the new lower level.

So… when Heidi was scraping the wall by the stairs, she noticed a smell. “Noticed” might be an understatement. “Was assaulted by” is probably closer to the truth. So much so that she ended up digging into the stairs. She was quite certain one of the cats had been doing foul things at the foot of the stairs. But what she found was not quite what she expected.

The first tragic thought was that this was someone’s former pet cat. I mean… look at it. But after getting it out, it was quite obviously a rat. (A big one). And a whole lot rat feces. So friday night became “Clean and scour under the stairs” night. Several days later, and several types of smell abatement treatments, and life on the stairs is much more bearable.

Please keep in mind that this post is more than 6 years old. Who the hell knows what I was thinking back then?! Damn kids... get off my lawn!