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“You Can Have Bigger, Fuller Breasts Naturally!” Well, now. This email greatly releaved me. No more half-A cup for me.

“no, because in actuality i am not a stalker, but rather the orgasm fairy, here to deliver upon you many many orgasms.” — Brian Wood, Artist, Deisgner, Pimp, Orgasm Fairy

As you can see from my eloquent and precise use of the American-English language, I am a honored graduate of the New York Educational System. Wanna see my Regent’s Diploma?

There are just some stupid people in this world. Just passed a TV report about books, where they were examining book-ends. Those things that hold up books on your shelves. And the host said she really liked this particular set of bookends because, since they were ceramic, they didn’t involve Continue Reading

hmmm… “Independence Day” was scheduled to be broadcast tonight. but for some strange reason they decided to show “Mrs. Doubtfire”

Out of Body — Back in Ten Minutes

Damn, I’m slow. If I don’t watch it, they are going to revoke my pervert credentials. It took me this long to realise how suggestive the name of my journal-of-the-inane here is.

there is something inherently sick in getting up 2 days in a row at 6 AM for no reason.