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Contrast
The two most recent photos in my flickr feed. I find the juxtaposition kind of funny. I like my life. I love ‘my’ women.
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Quotes
Sometimes girls go gay when drunk. Sometimes gays go girl when drunk. – Clayton Cubitt Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain, via (Dave T)
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D*Con Day 1
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Beautiful and Strange
Thought I shared this a while ago, but it came up again in reading today: There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. – Francis Bacon
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i have no words…
I think I have fulfilled one of my lifelong goals, with this comment I received today: I know I needed the laugh and believe it or not u r the first one I think of when I think of any comment about my ass!! hard to believe I know
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Netflix
Based on my viewings of LA Ink (hawt women tattooing people) and Satisfaction (australian showtime drama about a brothel), Netflix recommends I watch Murder She Wrote. okay…
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Only in Texas
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slurp
I have lived in this apartment for 11 years. And until today, it never occurred to me that the 7-11 around the corner would have Slurpees.
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intangibles
Unrelated Observations
#1 – Nothing is as difficult as you think it is or remember it was. #2 – You know you’re getting old when you injure yourself peeling an orange.
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hair observation
Observed: A good measure of how badly I need a haircut is just how ridiculous I look when I wake up in the morning.
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women wanted
I took this about a block from my apartment yesterday. I was getting out of the house for a mental break, and thinking that I needed to photograph something for my daily shot. I had just started literally looking around me, when I saw this sign. Some things never change, Continue Reading
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me
Patrick CALDER was born on 08 January 1898 in Ashgrove, Elgin, Morayshire, Scotland, died on 08 August 1918 in France at age 20, and was buried in 1918 in Pon-Du-Hem Military Cemetery, La Gorgue, Nord, France. The cause of his death was Killed in action- WWI.
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Metro 2: Buses Reloaded
I think the buses, they hate me. There was my previous run-in, out in Bethesda, with a mini Ride-on. (I’ll add a link to the story, as soon as my website stops being dead. Update: Done.) Today I was on the 36 bus up to Wisconsin Avenue, when, as we Continue Reading
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Interlude.
Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday Dear Me. Happy Birthday to Me. Oh my God… my mom should so hate me for waking her up at this time of night. And if you’re looking for that perfect gift to bribe me with…
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Being able to speak your mind
Trust me; It’s more meaningful than it looks: Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees Continue Reading
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They think they’re clever
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Chevette Dreams
There’s omish people on the subway, the other day. While picking up my glasses in Pentagon City, the former Secretary of State walked up behind me. My laptop is still somewhere over idaho and not working. I got a letter from an aquaintance from high school telling me how God Continue Reading
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Digital Inbreeding
Recieved today: Return-Path: helpemsuf@evocash.com Received: from 211.200.69.31 ([211.200.69.31]) by xxxxxx.sabren.com (8.11.6/8.11.6) with SMTP id h8A9xif29904 for xxxxx@strangeday.net; Wed, 10 Sep 2003 05:59:44 -0400 To: xxxxx@strangeday.net From: “Alexandra” helpemsuf@evocash.com Subject: Cruical email X-Priority: 1 Reply-To: helpemsuf@evocash.com Message-Id: Q.B6yX@J Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 18:59:21 +0600 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 Continue Reading
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50
Fifty, baby! It’s all about me.