I am now taking applications for a new filthy assistant to accompany me to the Adams Morgan Street Festival on Sunday. Tonto is currently off in the far north doing strange things with his horses, and won’t be back in time. There will be loud music, crazy people, and bad Continue Reading
Note to my friends: “You’re all completely fucking nuts; and should be rounded up and shipped to Guam where you can spend years working in their fish cannery.” More and more I can understand the urge to break off all human contact, live in a log cabin in east nowhere, Continue Reading
Someone bought me a scale for Christmas. I dunno if this was supposed to be a hint. But if so, it backfired. I was surprised 6 months ago to find out I hadn’t changed weight since college. And when I was given the scale last month, I immediately checked again, Continue Reading
Congratulate me… for I am once again a poor slob. (Normally I make a comfortable living as a slob). But tonight I mailed off my last payment on my student loans. I may be broke, but at least I’m out of the red.