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Worship

I photograph subjects that have a mystical power to me. In that sense, every click of the shutter is an act of worship.

– Clayton Cubitt

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Better off

Mairin

Mo quoted last night, “Everyone is experiencing the worst thing in the history of the world.”

…Until you talk to someone else and find out what their worst thing is.

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mess it up

You’re going to mess up sometimes. But the good part is, you get to decide how you’re gonna mess it up.

— Marilyn Monroe

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New Year

It’s a new year. You can be anything you want. You can do anything you want. You have nothing to lose. And everything to gain.

Clayton Cubitt

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Advice on Life

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.

— Kurt Vonnegut

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More Random Quotes

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

– Groucho Marx

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

– Oscar Wilde (via Clayton Cubitt)

Acknowledge that you are worthy of receiving something so that love becomes authentically mutual and reciprocal.

Cornel West (via Clayton Cubitt)

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Quotes and Pretty Girls

Lea dancing to Since Antarctica

I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

– Thomas Jefferson (via holly)

If you go home with someone, and they don’t have any books, don’t fuck them.

– John Waters

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Design is

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

– Steve Jobs (via Kelowna)

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Essentials for Happiness

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love & something to hope for.

– J. Addison (via Holly)

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Artist and Audience

To an artist, first an audience is a life jacket, then it is a dinner jacket, then it is a straightjacket.

Clayton Cubitt

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to all the devils…

My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies, loves, hates, strange desires, enemies ghostly and real, the army of memories, with which I do battle — may they never give me peace.

Patricia Highsmith, New Years Eve, 1947

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Heart and Mind

If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

– via Holly

Seems very fitting right now. *shrug*

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Quotes

Sometimes girls go gay when drunk. Sometimes gays go girl when drunk.

Clayton Cubitt

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

– Mark Twain, via (Dave T)

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defeated

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

– Unknown (via Paul Long)

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Valkyrie

“She was one of those giant broad beamed Scandinavian giantess warrior women types; the fucking Russ Meyer buxotic women, you know what I mean: WOMEN with breasts and hips like we don’t have anymore. Oh my god what was that horrible- what is this god awful frightened 14 year old boy runaway cul-de-sac we’ve gone down in regards to women? These fucking shaky dog waif model Chihuahua girls with the visible heartbeat through the rib cage, that Lara Flynn Boyle: “If you fuck me I’ll tear!” I don’t want that! I don’t want to fuck a box kite! Jesus Christ! Starches! Finish my fries! She was huge and Nordic, she was a fucking Valkyrie and she began to construct my joint. SHE CONSTRUCTED MY JOINT. And to give you an idea of the care and concern and craftsmanship that went into my joint- it took her an entire song on the mixtape to roll it. Unfortunately you know what the song was? Queen’s We Are the Champions. I say unfortunately because as it was starting to play I was like, “Oh I wish this wasn’t happening because now this sounds a bullshit story!” But it really happened this way literally as she opened the paper and put the fucking weed on: I’VE PAID MY DUES TIME AFTER TIME! I’m like, “No! Not this song! This is turning into a Robert Zemeckis film!”

Patton Oswalt discusses purchasing weed at a pot cafe in Amsterdam

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assurance and inexpressible delight

Let the philosophers rave on about the summum bonum and mystics about embracing God. They are still vertical humans and therefore even their adorations still have something aggressive about them. Humans in the horizontal position have always struck me as less likely to be violent and destructive. So I take my place beside the poets, and less arrogant than the philosopher or mystic, am prepared to find the greatest good and embrace God whenever I hold a woman in the act of love. It is then I know with assurance and inexpressible delight that whatever it is life promises us, this must be it; and that a universe containing this experience must have something grandly important going for it.

— Irving Layton (via Katie West)

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Curiosity

I have no special talents, I am only passionately curious.

– Albert Einstein, (via Holly)

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