“A report released at a conference this week suggests a parent should be very worried because high school students with body piercings tend also to have smoked, used alcohol, had sex, skipped school and gotten into fights. ”
The author of the report proudly annonced that later this week he would be releasing several new reports such as "Black Males – More likely to commit crime" and other assinine topics
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Yes, it’s all true.
And middle-eastern teenagers with fanny packs stuffed with explosives are more apt to blow up in a crowded shop or pool hall.