Patrick Calder

March 2010

Saturday / enjoy /

February 2010

Confidence / loss / 2009 in Photos / Shannon - take 2 / Dogs /

January 2010

Dare / Dad / i have no words... / Netflix / Nguyet and Sarah's Totally Awesome 80s Prom Themed Birthday Celebration / The day of my father's funeral / Only in Texas / Dad / NYE /

December 2009

Holiday-of-Your-Choice Party / Tick Tock / good stuff / Lens update / Photo Review #5 /

November 2009

Thanksgiving at the Inverted Ark / Why I don't get some shots / This is it / Photography in DC / just ’cuz / bad customer service bad / tamron / Video Game Lessons / T. Neil Calder: October 23, 1952 - November 1, 2009 /

October 2009

whores / ending / time check / out in the dark / viewing habits / come one come all /

September 2009

too much blah. hawt chick chaser. / out for repairs / In further pursuit of a drinking problem / DC Shorts / Camera Strap update / shoot me /

August 2009

bad. fucking. mood. / facebook filtering / progress / Zombie lurch / smokin' CF / camera strap /

July 2009

photographer / good weekend / why / slurp / artomatic fashion show /

June 2009

today's moronic moment / 1 / happy father's day / Bradbury / Texas Day 3 / Texas Day 2 / Texas, Day 1 / quotes /

May 2009

TTV / bad does not equal evil / birthday / Monday / testing a little something / Saturday night / camping / weekend / NSFW - Clayton Cubitt docu /

April 2009

Love this shot / worried about drinking / Financial Status / new drinks / weekend /

March 2009

Unrelated Observations / Smithsonian Kite Festival / KoolAid / Navicat / Sunday Afternoon in Dupont Circle / Dupont Circle / oops / no i.d. for you /

February 2009

My Year in Photos / Save the Date /

January 2009

inauguration / Inauguration / Innaug / second drunk / Exposed / Avedon Quote / inauguration madness / sappy shit /

December 2008

quotes / womens / hair observation /

November 2008

furniture / contentation / sick of her yet? / why drink / politics / happy /

October 2008

her. / not just you / smell / more advice, from friend #3 / the long weekend /

September 2008

incredible / mmmmm ... evil tasty goodness / crush / Weekend / Kijafa / anonymity / new shoes / who pulled out the rug? / white wine / Have a drink / Dragon*con /

August 2008

away / shoot / I had a fun weekend. More to come. / futureshock / Shannon /

July 2008

vanity / vroom / Happy Birthday, Shannon /

June 2008

travel / with a rubber hose /

May 2008

natural bokeh / look /

April 2008

tilt / second drink /

March 2008

Drinking and Defining "Is" / The right image. / Down with Xenu /

February 2008

hard drive / Piggy Back / Living in Sin / big hard drive / women wanted / sketch / The Pit / Burning the Midnight Oil / death to debt / Crash /

January 2008

1 luftballon / Photos and Nguyet's Birthday / marsedit /

December 2007

morning / clean /

November 2007

An open letter to women /

October 2007

Shut Up / collage chaser / Failure / mmmm... camera / leash /

September 2007

Deck Warming Party / Protest /

August 2007

iPhoto 6 / male prostitute / drink /

July 2007

a manly purse / Camera Geek / Dupont Circle / Sara / Caitlin / Singing Bowl / Doug and Nguyet / Kier and Stephanie / Pride Parade / Raphael and Stephanie / Vail and Raphael / Kier / Vail and Kier / friends / Stephanie / Dance / Jaree / Kathy and Jordan / Future Photographer / Kathy and Jaree / Jaree and Darrell / Ronnie and Jordan / Chunky and Ann / dad / These two over here... / lunch / Dad and Sherrie / Girls / Diane and Amanda / Seriously? / kevin / Kevin and Emily / shoot / climb any height / Jenny / close / Emily / Raggedy Ann / Stephanie / Emily / Emily / Emily / Emily / Vertical / Grin / Hunt / You Spin Me 'Round / Leah / Shanon Direct / Shanon in Black / "These are mine" / Diane in Pink / Pissed / friends / Drama / Eldridge / Hat / Lit / Crown / Affection / Kit / Danger / Dance / piggyback / Eeeeeeevil / Protest March / laugh / Sarah / party / Mmmmm... Beer / Brains!!! / Uh, yeah! / This is my friend / Rock, Dude /

June 2007

Photography / mail / Saturday / Photos in a Museum /

May 2007

domain names / Texas / is this what they used to call 'spring'? / Photo Shoot / normal is difficult / Doug's Birthday Party / White Balancing in iPhoto /

April 2007

back from somewhere / artomatic /

March 2007

Nguyet at Second Life Exhibit / Dupont Circle / DC Idiotarod / self-portrait / DC Idiotarod / tying one on / Tidal Basin / Washington Monument / Nguyet / The Last Day / JPG Mag - Vote! / Photos, Copyright, and Independence /

February 2007

Secure Mac Email - Part 2 / Winter / Man in the Mirror / definition of success / How to get a good copy of a logo / Design Tip #35768 - Keep a Logo Archive / scars / Anti-war Protest / Anti-War Protest / Anti-War Protest / Anti-war Protest / Anti-War Protest / Stephanie at Anti-War Protest / Sarah's Birthday / State of the Union Protest / Dan and Stephanie / Bill, Caitlin, and Shannon / Shannon's Guitar / Shannon, Lea, and Heather at Housewarming / Shannon & Ash at Housewarming / Heather at Housewarming / Brian and Paul at Housewarming / Pixel / National Arboretum / New Year's Party / New Year's Party / HPV /

January 2007

Death and Dying and Really Good Drugs / Last Night’s Party / Damn I'm cute. / Little Bits / My Year in Photos / Happy New Year! /

December 2006

Ken and Jen / Turbo / Christensen Christmas Party / Christensen Christmas Party / Vail at the Wrong Party / Thanksgiving with Shannon and Steph / Merry Christmas, Everyone / I'm off... / Cheri / Doug and Nguyet / Stephanie / Tired and Satisfied / Death, Taxes, and Moving / Photo Tip #66 / sleep-posing cat /

November 2006

no more fun / Why iPhoto stops working / Bad Website Design Tip #134 / Stupid sick. / Halloween Party / Cowboy Chris / Eastern Market Dummies /

October 2006

arboretum field / ghost type / rusted star / Work: What did I charge? / Buying Freedom? / Health Update / thin blood / pixel pause / demoneses / nguyet and autumn / frog / siblings / micki and nancy / seneca lake / playful pixel / steph / wicker Pixel /

September 2006

weak… week / Dragon*Con /

August 2006

Grand / me / Agua / NYC / Indri @ Pizza 33 / American Museum of Natural History / Sculpture in garden at church of saint luke in the fields / Shake Shack / Honest Weight / kimono shoot /

July 2006

Citizenship / Vail / The (Sweaty) Boy / research / Vail and Jesse / diffuser / Facts of Life / Blogroll / Sarah / pixel / flower / flower / color / Todd and Carrie / Kier / heading home on the 4th of july / fireworks / flickr favs / The Boy / Momma and The Boy / wittle flowers (title © Sarah Baker) / Photos of Michelle /

June 2006

family matters / yellow flower / buzz / white flowers / pool / weekend / Deathmatch: Pixel vs. Gamorra / Flower / Flower / Flower / Dancers / Jaree / Jaron and Rachel / Aimee / Gary / Family / Full Moon / mediocrity / DFW / Motorcycle Duo / 5000 miles / birthday /

May 2006

arboretum / Shopping / Metro 2: Buses Reloaded / *ping*ping*ping*ping* / Indri eating / flowers / demure Indri / comb jelly / Indri & Pixel / curls / Indri in town / Play / Fire / Mom / Friends on a May Pole / National Botanical Garden / National Botanical Garden / National Botanical Garden /

April 2006

never ponder when tired / Summer Daze / Sunset over Tidal Basin / Sunset at the Washington Monument / Tenuous Grip on Reality / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Photo Shoot / Senate Gardens / Senate Gardens / first blossom / funky flower / Cherry Blossoms / designgeek /

March 2006

Bits of Things / Exhibits / Walk the Line / Caitlin / Svetlana / Shannon /

February 2006

Mardi Gras Parade in Clarendon / Old Job and New Book / rambling / frustration / Full Minute of Mercury at the Velvet Lounge / The Lost Atoms at The Velvet Lounge / dual screen mac mini / Audrey Tautou / Chinese New Years Parade / Chinese New Years Parade /

January 2006

Oil for China / National Arboretum / Anacostia River from National Arboretum / National Arboretum / Capital Columns at National Arboretum / National Arboretum / New York, New York / Indri at MOMA / Pixel Pretzel / dark shit /

December 2005

Micki and Frog / chris / Dad and Ann / curiosity / a little bit of work... a little bit of fun / Jessica Bar Dancing / quizzical / MMmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm... / Those 3 Days / Part 4: Christmas Trees / art. / Lafayette Park / Lafayette Park / singing escalators / Part 2. /

November 2005

Stormtrooper Indri / Indri / Indri's cake / Indri / NYC from the roof / Indri in New York City / tough / anti-drug officials arrested for smuggling cocaine / Jill and Me / Keir / rattle and shake / Jill and Me / Jill and Keir / cute / Gold Lion Tamarin / tiger / hippo / giraffe / complimentary colors / light / veins / such great heights / guy falkes 400th anniversary / eminent domain /

October 2005

chiarOscuro halloween / chiarOscuro halloween - shannon / chiarOscuro halloween / chiarOscuro halloween / chiarOscuro halloween / chiarOscuro halloween / chiarOscuro halloween / Halloween Party / Halloween Party / Juliette Lewis and Cheap Cigarettes / Bond / stilt-walkers / Fire and Glass / Busty / Reminder / Sarah and Chris / no common sense / Miers won't withdraw / SpaceShipOne Unveiling at the Smithsonian / Niff / Concert for Peace on National Mall / Joan Baez at Concert for Peace / war protest march / Miers nominated to the Bench / From an ABC news story: / There's a special place in / Passive-aggressiveness is the last resort / Excellent overheard quote: /

September 2005

dupont circle / Eastern Market / Who stores their dildos in lamp posts? / signs / barbecue / the clean act / doggies / canopy / pier light / truck / rug / railing / Stairwell / Handle / radiator / Valve / Home / Home / family / family / family / family / family / Family / Dead. / Sunset /

August 2005

Henri de Toulouse Lautrec / Leaf Bug Thingy / Seneca Lake / Seneca Lake / Seneca Lake / Seneca Lake / Seneca Lake / It's all fun and games ’til someone gets a pepperoni in the eye / How to catch a taxi, influence friends, and pick up a hooker / Doug and NguEh Nguyet / Jumbo Slice! / Cell Phone Afterglow / Friday Night Out / Me 3 / Me Too / Me / A relaxed / A at attention / Prostitutes, Lesbians, and Orgasm Fairies / For Sale /

July 2005

Uptown Theatre / Georgetown Canal / Georgetown Canal / Business Summary, Year 1 / flower / flower / flower / flower / flower / flower / flower / flower / flower / Green Geranium / Bee / Beautiful Night / ... all alone in the moonlight. / Flower / Flower / Flower / Flower / Flower / Flower / Bee on Flower / Eastern Market Awning / busses and building managers / Keir / Boobies! / Adding ALT tags to images in PDFs / Flowers in the Park 9 / Flowers in the Park 8 / Flowers in the Park 7 / Flowers in the Park 6 / Flowers in the Park 5 / Flowers in the Park 4 / Flowers in the Park 3 / Flowers in the Park 2 / Flowers in the Park 1 / 4th of July in Washington DC / 4th of July in Washington DC / 4th of July in Washington DC / Fireworks in Washington DC / Fireworks in Washington DC / Fireworks in Washington DC / Fireworks in Washington DC / Fireworks in Washington DC / Fireworks in Washington DC / Canadian Flags at Embassy / Rooftop / I feel a tune coming on / Rachel. That is all. /

June 2005

Amy / Jimmy's Dog / Dad / Texas and everything after / No rave for me / Shitty jobs and hot hookers / a little house-cleaning / Microwave / PGP in OS X's Mail.app /

May 2005

Family at Rolling Thunder / Rolling Thunder Greeter / Rolling Thunder Greeter / Rolling Thunder Shirts / Salute at Rolling Thunder / Kiss at Rolling Thunder / Rolling Thunder 2005 / You go your way… / Interlude. / Printers / Practical Chemistry / Pixel Nap / Urban Mashup / Massachusetts Avenue / Wrong from the start / Chick and Stud /

April 2005

Sick, and bad tech / Nature Girl / Eastern Market / African Masks / Cherry Blossoms / Cherry Blossoms / Cherry Blossoms / Jefferson Memorial / do / 12th Street /

March 2005

We Adore Our Corporate Whore / Bell Bottom Punks / The Velvet Lounge / Squirrel 2 / Squirrel 1 / Prayer Bowl / Volvo / National Gallery, West Building / Department of Housing and Urban Development / Duck at Native American Museum / Rees Building - CEO H. Rucker, Co / Shonen Knife at the Black Cat / Truck Philosophy / a bad day / Stars from the Philly Convention Center / Siblings / The Awning at Eastern Market / Inside Eastern Market / Coat Shopping at Eastern Market / Women Walking at Eastern Market / Eastern Market / SSL email using Apple Mail / The Willard Hotel / Statue of Girl / Children /

February 2005

Stay Out, Yuppies / Georgetown / Rachel Flotard / Rachel Flotard of Visqueen / Ben Hooker's Ghost / Ben Hooker of Visqueen / Rachel Flotard of Visqueen / Fuck Art - part 3 / Rachel Flotard of Visqueen at Velvet Lounge / Rachel Flotard and Ben Hooker of Visqueen / Rachel Flotard of Visqueen / Lights / Car Wash / Images, Tables, and Mysterious Gaps / Work / Crouching Woman by Rodin / From Behind / Robin / Sparrow / The Prophet / Bucket Drummer / Hanging Steel / Pandas / Tiger / Cheetah / Human Marvels at Black Cat / Human Marvels at Black Cat: Katzen Swallows / Human Marvels at Black Cat / Human Marvels at Black Cat / Life from the back of a pickup / Naked Chicks, Cash, and Comic Books /

January 2005

Survey Finds First Amendment Is Being Left Behind in U.S. High Schools / Presidential Pee Break / Frozen Babies / Women, women, women, and cameras / Contemplation / Washington DC Convention Center / Cherub at Library of Congress / Dinner at Tuscana West / Evil Eye Deflector or Thumb to the Nose? / Scott's Tongue / Cheri's Tongue / Parties and Pictures, and Pictures of Places / Hot women and a little ass surgery /

December 2004

Rag Quilt / Fix your life: Quit your job / Club Scars / Chick / Club, club, club / beautiful content / Cash Money / Money, money, money / Handshakes? / Mother Cat and Too Many People / Comic Book Day with Buddhist Monks / Artomatic Acid Trip / Wall Art at Artomatic / Concert Hall 2 at Artomatic / Observer at Artomatic / Disturbing people professionally for over 10 years /

November 2004

National Botanical Garden / National Botanical Garden / Digipaint at Artomatic / Crucifix at Artomatic / A molests Art / Signs at Artomatic / Artomatic / Duh at Artomatic / Trannys at Artomatic / George Bush Memorial Library at Artomatic / Fast Food Moose at ArtoMatic / Union Station at 1:30 / Fuck Art - No. 2 / Fuck Art - No. 1 / Someone give me some herbicide /

October 2004

A at Jefferson Memorial / A in front of Tidal Basin / A at FDR Memorial / Washington Monument Across Tidal Basin / Bertholdi Fountain at Botanical Gardens / Jefferson Memorial / Clouds over Jefferson Memorial / Clouds from FDR Memorial / Squirrel at Botanical Garden / Terrorism / Time for Change / Pixel Flop / Surveillance Blimp over DC / Small Press Expo (SPXpo) /

September 2004

hot bands and dead girls / Door Pull at Ren fest / Homeland Security Sign / National Cathedral Stained Window / Washington National Cathedral / Crane Deconstruction / First Americans Festival / First Americans Festival / First Americans Festival / First Americans Festival / First Americans Festival / Visqueen, Live! / All things Visqueen / Media Geek / Adams Morgan Street Festival: karaoke / Adams Morgan Street Festival Crowd / Adams Morgan Street Festival: Vote Out Bush Poster / Adams Morgan Street Festival: African Dancer / Pixel In Red / miasma, junk piles, and green skies / 6 & K Auto Market / National Building Museum / Barker Lumber Co. / Pillars at National Building Museum / Lion at Museum of Natural History / Museum of Natural History / Giant Ground Sloth at Museum of Natural History / Tyrannosaurus Rex at Museum of Natural History / Triceratops at Museum of Natural History / clearing crap out /

August 2004

Swiftboats and Moles and Machinery, Oh My! / Classic Cars / Cornfield / Plow / Great Falls at Letchworth / I know it's a flower... / Bee on Zinnias / Summer in Pultney Park / Angel Statue / Canal in Daylight / Low Clouds / Back to where it all began /

July 2004

Dupont Circle Fountain / Dupont Circle Fountain / Don't Itemize / Blog Celeb / "Hacker" Definitions / Up on the rooftop... / Initial Brainstorming for new stuff / Gimme the damn contact's name / Thinking up new marketing things. / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Fourth of July Fireworks in Washington DC / Coming Home from the Boonies / Disney: Am I Full of Shit or Not / Definition: Boondocks / Kern, Damnit, Kern! /

June 2004

new phone / Street Art / Lincoln Memorial / Lincoln Monument / Washington Monument from Lincoln Memorial / Einstein Monument / World War II Memorial / Vietnam Women's Memorial / Children at Vietnam Women's Memorial / Women's Vietnam Memorial / World War II Memorial Stars / World War II Memorial Stars / World War II Memorial / World War II Memorial / Curly Cue / Eastern Market Mushrooms / Eastern Market Shoes / Lake Concho, San Angelo, Texas / Valley View Cemetery / Names Flashback / Marketing List - As Is / Back in action / Fuckable / Zoning / The transitional letter / Zoning, and Taxes, and Printing, Oh My! / Being able to speak your mind /

May 2004

The Phone Arrives & Where Do I Get Clients / Birthday Presents / Definition of a Monster / Cell Phones and Licenses / A name and a base / Bad, Warren Ellis, Bad / my kingdom for a name / motivational speakers / The end. / Happy Birthday to Me! / The Daily Grille in Georgetown / The Cave on 15th Street / Helvetica Distressed / Chess Table in Lafayette Park / National Metropolitan Bank / 700 block of 15th Street, NW / Franklin School / Crosswalk / Washington Monument via WWII memorial / To Liberate, Not To Conquer / WWII Memorial / WWII Memorial / More definitions /

April 2004

Purge. / March for Women's Lives Photos: Men / March for Women's Lives Photos: Bound / March for Women's Lives Photos / March for Women's Lives Photos: Conversation / March for Women's Lives Photos: American History Museum / March for Women's Lives Photos / March for Women's Lives Photos: Assets / March for Women's Lives Photos / March for Women's Lives Photos: Piggyback / March for Women's Lives Photos: Public Property / March for Women's Lives Photos: "For my mother" / March for Women's Lives Photos / March for Women's Lives Photos: Church Ladies / March for Women's Lives Photos: Escort / March for Women's Lives Photos / LIQUOR / Hail to the Thief / Search / Sunset / The Shrub / If God loves everyone, why can't you? / Definitions / Adult /

March 2004

Media Whore / Cherry Blossoms 2 / Cherry Blossoms 1 / Eastern market 2 / Eastern Market 1 / Pink, Paper-mache Flamingos / Street Musicians in Georgetown / Canal / Crew Races on the Potomac / Georgetown Tulip / Magnolia Tree 2 / Magnolia Tree 1 / I Street Sunset / Stoned Ladies / Clock Tower / Archway / Attack Cat / Ack! Must Look Away! Bad Job, Bad! / The night the beach drove by / More Metro / Metro / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Enola Gay - Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Enola Gay - Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Concorde - Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Enola Gay - Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum / Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center of the National Air & Space Museum /

February 2004

Eastern Market / Crosses / Beads / Hiding Man / Post-meaningful. / Seen and Appreciated today /

January 2004

snow / Visqueen and States of Emergency / George Washington Naked / Atomic Bomb / Subway / Orgasm / Beatles Exhibit at Museum of American History / Big Iron / Antique Quilt / Progress / Apples / Bus Stop Tag / For Rent / Barn / Town / Box Type / Night Glare / Monarch Stove / Sun Trails / Puddle / Dad's Christmas / State of the Union as seen from UK /

December 2003

dark corner approach / dark corner go / dark corner stopped / Found Quotes / The Mall / National Gallery of Art railings / Scuplture at National Gallery of Art / Angel sculpture at National Gallery of Art / "The Reading Girl (La Leggitrice)" by Pietro Magni at the National Gallery of Art / Degas' "Dancer" at the National Gallery of Art / Old Post Office / Pennsylvania Avenue / "Nydia, the Blind Girl of Pompeii" by Randolf Rogers at the National Gallery of Art / Smithsonian Castle / Warner Theatre / DC5 - Air & Space Museum / 14th Street /

November 2003

Tomatoes at Eastern Market / Folk Art at Eastern Market / Pots at Eastern Market / Flowers at Eastern Market / Crestar/Suntrust Savings and Loan / Lafayette Park / Pennsylvania Avenue between the White House and Lafayette Park / Woodward Building / 15th Street Copy Shop and Sushi Bar / Inter-American Development Bank / Corner of 13th, New York, and H Streets / White House Watchers / grrrr / Georgetown Canal /

October 2003

gay and bald / Wisconsin Avenue, Georgetown / Lower Metro Center / Upper Metro Center / CCCC / At work. / Horn of Death / Woman in Bronze / Sidewalk Picnic /

September 2003

Escalator / OEOB / Adbusters Zoo / #32 Bus / the shrub does... / Fall / They think they're clever / Chevette Dreams / Digital Inbreeding / Fuck the RIAA, too. (Attack them.) /

August 2003

BBC to open archives online / Elephant 3 / Pink Flowers / Elephant 2 / Cheetah / Elephant 1 / Panda / Hippo / Camel / Caracal / Coral / Too Hot, Even for the Tigers / Spider / Bear Sloth / Serval / Seal / Flash and Bang / Can't Live With ... Dasani / the three amigos / inedible / I don't know what they sell / Growin' Steel / coils / what to do / Uncle Joe's Pizza / Washington Cemetery 8 / Washington Cemetery 7 / Washington Cemetery 6 / Washington Street Cemetery 5 / Washington Street Cemetery 4 / Washington Street Cemetery 3 / Washington Street Cemetery 2 / Washington Street Cemetery 1 / Gazebo Flowers / Waterlady Flowers / Willows 2 / Willows 1 / Playing on the sewage pier / Pylons 2 / Pylons 1 / Flower on Rock / Flowers in Water / Flowers on fence / Belhurst Point and Long Pier / Vines / On the road to Canadaiguia 2 / On the road to Canadaiguia 1 / Mother's Flower / Father's Flowers / Baxter Building Deconstruction 3 / Baxter Building Deconstruction 2 / Baxter Building Deconstruction 1 / They lied. EOS. / Shwarzeneger / And to think people complained about the homeless shelter. / Concrete Drawing / Street Number / Church Steeple / Downtown DC 2: Birdseye / Downtown DC: Birdseye / Last Resident of Franklin School / Franklin School Graffiti / Street Shirts (for Joycey) / White House Hawkers / Baxter Building Closeup / Baxter Building / Pixel at Play / wrong way / Plywood Tunnel /

July 2003

The Band Played On / National Garden 10 / National Garden 9 / National Garden 8 / National Garden 7 / National Garden 6 / National Garden 5 / National Garden 4 / National Garden 3 / National Garden 2 / National Garden 1 / Botanical Garden 5 / Botanical Garden 4 / Botanical Garden 3 / Botanical Garden 2 / Botanical Garden 1 / K Street / Opposite the Red Fox / Winthrop Loman 2 / Winthrop Loman 1 / Schoolhouse / Words... words... words! / Napolean, that pig! / Geneva / Flight Crew / Hello. / Streetscape / The Waterfront / "Give me fire" / Creativity / National Garden 5 / National Garden 4 / National Garden 3 / National Garden 2 / National Garden 1 / Melts in your mouth... /

June 2003

Mali Wood Carver / Indigo Dyer / Appalachian Tent / Now THAT'S a sandwich / Advertise / rambling / Squirrel / Neighbor Squirrel / Big Rigs / Carousel / Snails / Lamppost / Supreme Court / c://run Smite /

May 2003

Purple Flowery Thing / The Hand / Capitol from Mall at Night / Rolling Thunder - Chrome / Rolling Thunder at Bolivar Statue / Rolling Thunder in front of the White House -- Two / Rolling Thunder in front of the White House / AFL-CIO Garden Blossoms / Pixel with a (questionable) Halo / American Flag at Pentagon Fashion Center / ~Six feet down in the Potomac mud~ / Obey Your Dick / Fairfax on the Potomac / Home Under the Georgetown Bridge / Dragon Boaters / Mallard / Pole Sitters / Steel Plates Ahead / Lamppost / Window Ornaments / GSA building / Canal Lock / Canal Museum / Floodlight / Laundry / Pennsylvania Avenue / Old Post Office / Ye Olde Fire Hall / I wanted something green / National African Art Museum Pool / National African Art Museum Window / "What the hell was that?!" / Capitol by Night / Jefferson Memorial by Night / G Street by Night / Washington Monument by Night / National Botanical Garden / Georgetown Canal /

April 2003

Building Skeleton / Night Crane / Ft. Lauderdale: Nature Center / Ft. Lauderdale: Beach Painter / Ft. Lauderdale: Beach / Ft. Lauderdale: Tree / Ft. Lauderdale: Gathering Crowd / Crane / Yes, I am a little pissed off. But only a little. / Roosevelt Memorial Statue / Roosevelt Memorial Wall / Jefferson Memorial Framed by Cherry Blossoms / Cherry Blossoms on the Tidal Basin / Cherry Blossom Patch / Cherry Blossoms on the Pond / Pixel Majestic / Cherry Blossoms Three / Cherry Blossoms Two / Cherry Blossoms One / Baghdad /

March 2003

Floored. / Flowering Tree / Budding Tree / Magnolia Tree Blossom / Magnolia Blossom / President's Park / Apples and Oranges / Helicopters / Cat Feeding / Prickly Pear Bloom / Tree Trunk / flag / Bullfrog / Talking on the fence / Horny Toad / Shack / Big Sky Country / Sunflower / Minor March / One. / Luxury Flyer / I Beams / Boarded Window / Windows / Corner Ledge / Building Crowne / Grate / Tires / Tire / Helmet / Capitol Building / M15: Make a Noise / M15: WarPigs / M15: Blue Hat / M15: Dance / M15: Photographer / M15: Phone Call / M15: Why / M15: Woven Drum / M15: The Piper / M15: The Drummer / M15: Tie Dye / M15: Mean People Suck / M15: Pink Shirts / M15: Impeach Bush / M15: Make a Face / M15: Bagpipe / M15: Ladies / M15: Red Shirt / M15: Trances & Midriffs / M15: Redhead / M15: Peace Sign / M15: Drummers / Washington Monument / M15: Sell Outs / A Lot of Pigeons in Lafayette Park / Pigeons in Lafayette Park / Route 14 out of Geneva / Somewhere between Geneva and Canandaigua / Donyale's Request / Union Station Vaults / Union Station Dome / Chunky at Thanksgiving / Cranes, Vets, and Buildings / Up Close and Personal / Red Awning / A very young high-rise / Ollie's Trolly / Pixel in the Sun / Roots / Fight the Power / Aftershock /

February 2003

Blizzard: Mary Poppins / snow! / No life on the subway / Jean Harlow Gave Good Face / Lincolns 2nd Innaugural / burn baby burn / what a day / Shuttle Columbia goes Down. /

January 2003

Che2k / hitman blowjob / different / Rumesfeld meets Saddam / Future City Museum / Snow / Penn Gillette / Sin / Scales and weight. / Stupid Spam / Mom's Christmas Tree / Christmas /

December 2002

walks and feelings / Of Movies and Crowbars / Nikki's request / honk / IM / personal information manager / 300 underwater cars / Underpass adventure / Thomas Circle Underpass / RIP BBC / Nutcrackers at the Old Ebbit / women's hair and pepperoni / Lindsey at the Deli / leaving on a jet plane. /

November 2002

Heidi and Reta / Fire / RIP / Walmart wedding / Donyale Monique ... / Drew, the designer. / rage against the dying of the light / voted. / pity / Lindsey / Sara's Tongue / Reverent / Lindsey after the Spy Museum. /

October 2002

Sir / Oct 26 protest / What part of "fuck off" didn't you understand? / Aquyilara / Lizard Lawsuit / Lafayette Park behind the White House / Medical Center Metro Escalator / We're going in. / Lawrence Lessig / The Big Five music-recording companies / a little metal pin. / that is me waiting again / i want / Gas and War / National Building Museum / fuck off. / street / IMF Protest Artifacts /

September 2002

Mickey Ds / your computer on crack / September 2002 World Bank/IMF protests / Eldred vs. Ashcroft / dear protester / JaxxSuxx / wave a gun around on a pressurized plane you jackass. / It's all about The Competition / Punk in School / Art & Prozac / River found under Sahara / MSRP / Advancement never came from the device, but from the idea. / staking / fire / niggardly / Amber alert / Britney turned on by lesbian porn / RenFest 2002 / Christensen 2002 Picnic /

August 2002

empty inbox / Book Recommendation / Planned Sept. 11 Restrictions On / Nazi Punks, Fuck Off / Timothy McVeigh / Police and the Nazis / Secret Court Rebuffs Ashcroft / Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton visits Geneva / The Insider's Guide to Real Policing in Washington DC / ban the koran / bucket rides / Would someone rip that goofy thing off Farakahn’s neck? / Do something, or sit down and shut up. / pictures! / But is there anyone left who isn't a victim? / Butterfly Meets Bazooka / A product / FSB Calls FBI Agent an Illegal Hacker / 17th Street Truck Ban / Same-Sex Unmarried Partner Data / it worked / testing testing one two six / security in the skies / why not me? / DC is a planned city / Education is no excuse / Lickety Split Couriers /

July 2002

Fuck the RIAA / Russian cargo plane crash kills 14 / He will get me killed. / Rob me! Please!!!!!!!! / The Burqa Incident / Calder2002 / reading Islamic newspapers / Oh sonnuvaBITCH! / ignorant, red-necked, inbred, sheep-shaggers / I disturb myself sometimes. / Do I go to jail for listening to my neighbors radio? / There is no bigger man here. / HISTORY OF ART FOR AIRPORTS / Consumer Whore / Apple buys Emagic /

June 2002

Library patron, 12, due in court / China executed 32 people to mark UN anti-drug day. / Blockbuster, Enemy of Common Sense / I may be a little sick in the head. / "Airline officials are trying to / "I didn't get close enough / The Not In Our Name Statement / Man... it hasn't even been / Money. Money. Money. / j-Lo / stacey / "This weekend, in a luxury / Yes, folks. This Shrub has / It's home. / Monuments and Mortals And the / Washington - The Real and the Ideal / I woke up to a strange day. /

May 2002

WTO to announce schedule for disbanding / I can see the future. / Record labels offer MP3 test / Congratulate me... for I am / White House was terrorists' intended / It's called footnotes. / "FIRE!" / Maik�ferFlieg Kosovar life through the / Microsoft Exec Warns Court of / Ya know what they say about art students / "The bill also would make / The FBI geometry course / 7 murders in eight days, / "A report released at a / Is it the 1950's already? / Scientists' deaths are under the microscope / well fuck me. another ex / The Creator Map / Civilian Service / Musharraf Claims Victory in Vote / "Judge Rejects Jailing Of Material /

April 2002

50 / This time I fell in love. / Cindy vs. Julia / comic fiend / The Thong Song / Shock Me Shockwave / the city could not stop / The Library of Alexandria / The Online Personal Privacy Act / Israel Lists Demands for UN Mission to Jenin / Wal-Mart cultivates an aw-shucks, we're-just-folks-from-Arkansas / "You weren't alive during the / I find it extremely disturbing / I am... nothing. I have / Bringing you tommorrow's headlines today: / the sun rising over a carribean rainforest / "You apes ain't gonna make / a plain white van / Mother Nature is a tease. / I am such a geek. / How not to be my friend. / The Radioactive Boy Scout / When national security is threatened, / Patient having op on backside / Boy adopted by chimps. Wait... / Thousands of Inca Mummies Found / Goth subculture and suburbia / EU bans internet blocking. / Feds might use Microsoft / Thpft! / Their successful track record with / 'The actual monetary loss to / Mattel and Fisher Price are run by the KKK / "Further, the system would not / Don Henly / China's "Mother Tongue" / Bigger, Fuller Breasts / bigger men / Colin Powell / Chavez resigns / Historic Midway / freedom / The last of the Magic Fingers men / pop up downloads / Freedom for Booksellers / onesies and twosies / Sunburn and Cystic Fibrosis / I just put on the / Flasher escapes after being caught in his own zipper / I can detoxify myself immediately /

March 2002

Orgasm Fairy / munchkin / Three large U.S. companies were / God Save the Queen: LONDON / I woke up to cheering / Journalism is dead and Maxim / AOL mail: OK for others, / U.N. weapons inspectors / the "Afghan Girl" / anematapia / Bush View of Secrecy Is / Divine Right to Fool / "A Louisiana woman is suing /

February 2002

they're fucking little girls / Warren Ellis: Prognosticator / taxes taxes taxes. well at / The Shrub Does Beijing / Thank you, I'm moving to France. / Just say Fuck / Make sure your children are mature / And in today's round of / Could you just bend over little more? / Big Brother is watching you read / Have you ever had a / Boston Link Party / bullshit / School called on account of ignorance / Nuremburg, revisited. / Cockroaches in Coke Is Secret / women. females. the unknown sex. / right to review / I can just see tommorrow's / these two youts walk into a bar... / Terrorism is a crime against / what about watermelon? / Pat Buchanan: A man and hsi nightmare / Fucked in the head / stick it where the monitor don't shine / on a very quiet day... / penthouse apartment / Winter has come at last... / trimming the family tree /

January 2002

Can we discuss your photographs, Mr. Mapplethorp? / God knows why... / Study: Basic cable raunchier than / How soon till The Running Man starts? / not for you / The Dead Sea Scrolls / Gutenburg Lives Again / A picture is worth / And in a case / Lizard Lawsuit / Is there anybody who / Supposedly there are those / It feels good to / Bill bans 'crimes' in sex education / I've really got to / Notables and no-names alike / It's more than a / It's a miserable day / So if the first / kottke.org. This is one / New Times Broward Palm-Beach / Oh, I'm tired. But / The Sun Yep. God / I ring in the /

December 2001

I've gotta get a / I am tired as / Don't mind me. Again, / No wonder I am / As you can see / Insert babbleing here. cause, / The US pulls out / What the hell happened / Worst-Case Scenario: The U.S. Has None / Big Stink Over a Simple Link / Man picked up outside White House had knife and truck loaded with weapons / Ashcroft, Canadian leaders hail agreement to bolster border security / Bush cyber-security adviser wants / Microsoft admits flaw in / I looked at my / Happy Birthday. (That smile / This is World AIDS /

November 2001

Bush pushes legal fight against terrorism / Now Portland Comes In / Good people are concerned / Apply a little mental / 40,000,000. 40 million. / Oh thats much better. / Okay, okay. To be / It is 10:52 p.m. / Russia's Last Major Independent / There are just some / 'Harry' and The Nation / FBI - Major Investigations / Washington, DC: Not a / Stamp Backlash Worries Muslims / And the word phrase / So the Taliban has / okay... just shut the / Smokers Told to Fetter / JESUS SAYS "NUKE THE / "These are the words / "Nobody should write with / "For a generation taught / Merriam-Webster online is our / Reality check: The algebra / Europe Goes After the / French say U.S. Yahoo / Fuckin hell. I just / Let not the legions / This is such an / Bush, Putin Agree to / Health group targets Coke / I'll be taking horse / I miss doing laundry / Tonight I watched the / More from Colonel Klink: / 'My Fellow Americans, Let's / Ah h h h / I can't even find / What does the end / At the Pentagon, Urgent / Is it just me / shit list what is / looks like I'm not /

October 2001

I discovered heaven today. / "The Heineken Foundation supports / What makes you think / Okay people. Time to / Yep, this pretty much / How fitting is that. / In trying to avoid / News: Microsoft: Stop leaking / And I Quote Given / so i got home / U.S. Inquiry Is Under / Hey... I was ahead / You fucking wimps. (These / I know I have / Blogger is weblogs for / Are you pondering what / I refuse to be / I was walking through / Just rain already, damnit / Even with all my / "It would be easy / I miss. I miss / George Bush is a / "...and when we speak / I was just stepping / This boy wants to / Yup. I can see / Feeling good about being /

September 2001

The former IMF-World Bank, / Shut up. You try / Someone slap a piece / I can't read the / Someone send me a / I do so love / The city was unnaturally / you gotta wonder about / me? a bit vitriolic? / I may be getting / This woman sat down / Can someone explain to / I could really learn / and she's purty too. / I'm at work today. / It happened that… / hmmm... "Independence Day" was / God Gave U.S. 'What / I can't say it / I'm beginning to think / Ann Coulter on Barbara / awww Christ. Thirteen Metro / Pictures from 9/11/01. ( / The rescue workers in / Reagan Airport 'Too Close' / (washingtonpost.com) Ah... a rush / It is 7:30 in / Okay... blogger just went / Okay, I'm in no / Out of Body -- / Could anyone tell me / Hot fuck'n damn. Got / Okay. So I feel / It's said you cannot / in case it wasn't / Belfast Blast Rattles Schoolgirls / Okay... I seriously need / Damn, I'm slow. If / I cannot believe they /

August 2001

AOL sued for language / Powerball is up again. / The very first woman / Let no one every / Helms set to opt / The only problem / D.C. Police Brace for / There is a woman / For those of you / Imagine you're a man. / Everyone should know of / I've got this nasty / There is a dark /

July 2001

Yes I went to / Ugly naked guy is / They can all fucking / Ive been sitting on / i warn you, I'm /

June 2001

bah... sue me for / So I survived Rochester, /

May 2001

I'm feeling a little / this has gotta suck. / I talked with Sara / Cool shit... we've got / I am tired fer / oh my god, oh / PrimusDSL sucks. Go ahead... / there is something inherently / Whenever I go from / If you're gonna call / You have to wonder / I went to the / Okay, so my previous /

June 1999

my apartment, washington, dc / my apartment, washington, dc /

April 1999

my apartment, washington, dc /

March 1999

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February 1999

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January 1999

my apartment, washington, dc / my apartment, washington, dc / my apartment. washington.dc / work, washington, dc / work, washington, dc / my apartment, washington, dc / my apartment, washington, dc /

December 1998

My Apartment, Washington, DC /

January 1998

Bethesda, MD /

December 1997

Bethesda, MD / Bethesda, MD /

November 1997

Bethesda, MD / kitchen, home / kitchen, home /

October 1997

Gannet Multimedia Lab, RIT / Gannet Multimedia Lab, RIT / Gannet Multimedia Lab, RIT / Gannet Multimedia Lab, RIT / Gannet Multimedia Lab, RIT /